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Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe
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Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the ATF, under President Trump, has…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…

Gen Z Discovers Records Aren’t Just Coasters: The Great Vinyl Renaissance Continues
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Gen Z Discovers Records Aren’t Just Coasters: The Great Vinyl Renaissance Continues

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Gen Z Discovers Vinyl Records: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Common Sense and Affordable Entertainment In a…

WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

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