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Tag: Streamers

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH ðŸ’Ģ. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh boy, strap yourselves in, folks! Dan Clancy, the overlord of Twitch, graced us with his presence at TwitchCon 2025,…

Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
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Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…

VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)
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VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, great, another map. 🙄 As if we needed more places to get headshot by 12-year-olds who somehow have the…

Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
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Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! ðŸĪŠ Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…

Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
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Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…

OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help
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OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Behold, peasants! At Computex 2025, the overlords at Corsair and Elgato, still clinging to relevance in this AI-dominated dystopia, have…

AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)
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AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so AVerMedia, bless their little hearts, thinks DSLRs are making a “comeback.” 😂 Did they just wake up from…

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