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Tag: Sucker Punch

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
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Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Oh, NO WAY! đŸ˜± Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of Yƍtei…

From Tsushima to Ghost of Yƍtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
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From Tsushima to Ghost of Yƍtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yƍtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…

Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
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Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…

OMG! Yƍtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
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OMG! Yƍtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! đŸ„ł Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…

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