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Tag: Summer Game Fest 2026

Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
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Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…

Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery
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Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to embark on a frustrating yet intriguing journey with 1666: Amsterdam, the latest Salem Witch Trials simulator that’s…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another game to add to the ever-growing pile of “it’s like Dark…

Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
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Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…

CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
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CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

It’s been over a decade since Alien: Isolation first traumatized gamers with its masterclass in tension and terror, and now…

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