Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…
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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…
Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…
Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…
Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…
Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…
Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…
Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…
Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…
Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…