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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
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Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…

Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
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Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…

Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…

Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…

The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
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The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste

FinnMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…

MUSHROOMHEAD And FEAR FACTORY Announce Fall 2026 U.S. Co-Headlining Tour: Prepare for a Symphony of Industrial Growls and Mask-Clad Chaos
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MUSHROOMHEAD And FEAR FACTORY Announce Fall 2026 U.S. Co-Headlining Tour: Prepare for a Symphony of Industrial Growls and Mask-Clad Chaos

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Attention, metalheads and mask enthusiasts! Prepare your face paint and earplugs, because the “Soul Of A New War Machine” tour…

Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness
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Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh, look, another movie where Hollywood remakes Hollywood and somehow thinks we’re all too stupid to notice. Here we are,…

Disney Plus February 2026: More Sequels, More Spinoffs, More Reasons to Ignore Your Family!
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Disney Plus February 2026: More Sequels, More Spinoffs, More Reasons to Ignore Your Family!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

February on Disney+ is here to remind you that nostalgia is still a business model 💅. Whether you’re a ’70s…

2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
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2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)

FinnJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…

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