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Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…

Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN…

Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those…

Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a…

Politico hack: Trump’s brain on tariffs – a CNN dumpster fire
Elephant Reads CNN

Politico hack: Trump’s brain on tariffs – a CNN dumpster fire

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is using tariffs? Quelle surprise! It’s not “threatening,” it’s called LEVERAGE,…

CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
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CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg
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CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Tariff Man is BACK, and the liberal media at CNN is clutching their pearls! They call it the “TACO trade”…

Trump’s Art of the Deal: From 200 to…Hold on, Let Me Count…3 (Maybe 4 Soon!) | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Art of the Deal: From 200 to…Hold on, Let Me Count…3 (Maybe 4 Soon!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine that he…

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…

Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
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Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…

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