Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: tariffs

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellSeptember 3, 2026

We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. In a post that’s left experts scrambling…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE September 3 2026 post remains without details
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE September 3 2026 post remains without details

Milton TruthwellSeptember 3, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and confusion. In his latest transmission…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald says a certain guy is a nice man apparently
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald says a certain guy is a nice man apparently

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Letitia James targets Donald Trump ignores New York crime surge
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Letitia James targets Donald Trump ignores New York crime surge

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the message is clear: the evil eye of New York Attorney…

ORACLE ALERT: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is forever changed. In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that Apple Maps has…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT claims 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT claims 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

We have breaking news, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued another TRANSMISSION from the hallowed halls of Truth Social.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump proposes renaming Hormuz Strait to Trump Strait
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump proposes renaming Hormuz Strait to Trump Strait

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has decreed that the Hormuz Strait, a vital waterway connecting the Gulf of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump restores America’s pharma supply chain for national security
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump restores America’s pharma supply chain for national security

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of presidential wisdom. In…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 40 41 42 … 300 Next

Latest posts

  • Oprah Brings Immersive Live Experience To The Sphere
  • Mastodon Taps Baroness Frontman John Baizley for Upcoming Tour
  • Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
  • Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
  • Halsey Rocks On Despite Facial Infection at Rock in Rio

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
September 2026
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  
« Aug    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.