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CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Tariff Man is BACK, and the liberal media at CNN is clutching their pearls! They call it the “TACO trade”…

Trump’s Art of the Deal: From 200 to…Hold on, Let Me Count…3 (Maybe 4 Soon!) | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Art of the Deal: From 200 to…Hold on, Let Me Count…3 (Maybe 4 Soon!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine that he…

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…

Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…

“OMG! U.S. Is Giving Away Free Stuff (But Only in Like, a Million Tiny Zones)”
Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG! U.S. Is Giving Away Free Stuff (But Only in Like, a Million Tiny Zones)”

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s tariffs, claiming companies are using “Depression-era” policies to avoid…

Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…

Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world
Elephant Reads CNN

Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump’s brilliant trade moves sound like the end…

Trump’s Genius Trade Truce About to Explode in Our Faces, Buckle Up
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Trade Truce About to Explode in Our Faces, Buckle Up

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare everyone with their “global economy” nonsense! President Trump, in…

Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
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Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…

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