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Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
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Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…

June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
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June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…

Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend
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Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…

Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker
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Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s brilliant trade deal with Vietnam. Apparently,…

Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused
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Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad! CNN is…

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
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3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…

Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American
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Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! He’s just standing up…

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
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Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…

EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
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EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…

Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat
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Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, CNN, still trying to spin good news into doom and gloom! Stocks are up, folks! The S&P 500 is…

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