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USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)
Elephant Reads CNN

USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look…

Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates
Elephant Reads CNN

Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Caves to Trump’s Genius! Christopher Waller, a supposed “Governor” at the Federal Reserve (probably a closet…

Trump Demands 10 Fed Rate Cuts Because Math Is Hard
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands 10 Fed Rate Cuts Because Math Is Hard

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Another day, another attack by our great President Trump on the Deep State’s puppet, Jerome Powell! This so-called “Federal Reserve…

Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN, in its usual understated way, reports that Texas Instruments is investing over…

USA Spends Less, Blames Tariffs, World Laughs
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USA Spends Less, Blames Tariffs, World Laughs

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is now blaming President Trump for…checks notes…Americans buying too much stuff? Apparently, these socialists think you…

Shipping Shenanigans: CNN Gets Lost at Sea in the US-China Trade Tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

Shipping Shenanigans: CNN Gets Lost at Sea in the US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that the shipping industry is in “chaos” because of Trump’s trade war with China. Can…

G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)
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G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

CNN reports that the annual G7 summit in Canada will be overshadowed by trade tensions, just days after Israel’s strike…

Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
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Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…

🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?
🤯 Razer & Co: Why Slavery is the New Trend in Laptop Manufacturing?
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🚨 Scandal! Razer and Others: Is Slavery the Solution to Tariff Problems?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2025April 9, 2025

In an era where technology is rapidly advancing and manufacturing processes are becoming increasingly automated, American laptop manufacturers, including the…

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