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Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…

“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”
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“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Federal Reserve is at it again, folks! They’re “considering” cutting interest rates, supposedly to help the…

Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business
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Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Trump economy, despite the Left’s best efforts to sabotage it! CNN is trying to…

OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…

Oops! Trumpy’s Tariff Tantrum May Get a Refund (Thanks, SCOTUS)
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Oops! Trumpy’s Tariff Tantrum May Get a Refund (Thanks, SCOTUS)

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal 9th Circuit, probably funded by George Soros himself, has ruled against our glorious…

Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
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Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…

OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?
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OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt…

US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
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US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…

Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
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Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…

Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business
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Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Looks like even CNN can’t deny that President Trump’s tariffs are bringing in the big bucks! But don’t get your…

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