Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…
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Tomato Apocalypse Imminent, Prepare Your Bland Sandwiches Now
Oh no, not tomatoes! The radical leftist media at CNN is at it again, trying to scare Americans with tales…
Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone
Oh, no! The stock market hiccuped because President Trump dared to stand up to China! Clearly, this is a sign…
The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…
Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…
Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…
U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…
August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about rising…
New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL
Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine the brilliance of President Trump’s economic policies! This time, it’s the Fed,…