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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
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CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…

Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
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JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…

Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
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Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…

Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics
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Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

I’m not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that Jacob Tremblay is playing the young Ted Kaczynski in Netflix’s new…

Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…

Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
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Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…

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