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Tag: The Simpsons

Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab
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Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic adventure of your life? 🤯 Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp is…

Apu Breaks Silence on The Simpsons After Near Decade Long Absence
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Apu Breaks Silence on The Simpsons After Near Decade Long Absence

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Until Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon was last heard speaking in the October 2017 episode “The Serfsons.” That…

Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Simpsons Boss Salutes South Park’s Fearless Political Comedy
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Simpsons Boss Salutes South Park’s Fearless Political Comedy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Matt Selman, showrunner of The Simpsons, has praised the “brave” political approach of its contemporary long-running animated show South Park.…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes
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Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

The voice of Bart Simpson has spoken and declared the end may be nigh. On the August 4th episode of…

Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
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Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…

King Adaptation And Jennifer Garner Film Hit Streaming This Week
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King Adaptation And Jennifer Garner Film Hit Streaming This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

This week’s picks for streaming include a variety of new releases, including The Long Walk, a dystopian film based on…

Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality
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Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Since 1989, Harry Shearer has voiced multiple characters on The Simpsons, including Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner. In…

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