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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…

Report: The Witcher 3 Might Get A New DLC In May 2026—Because CD Projekt Really Missed Us Paying For More Than 10 Years
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Report: The Witcher 3 Might Get A New DLC In May 2026—Because CD Projekt Really Missed Us Paying For More Than 10 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Witcher 3 is Rising from the Grave Like a Reanimated Kikimora in May 2026 🧟‍♂️⚔️📅 Yes, you…

State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs
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State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Epic Games is doing to Fortnite now! 🤯 They’re resurrecting dead actors with AI…

🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌
👹 Ciri Takes Over: Is Geralt Cancelled? 🥳
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🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 20, 2024December 20, 2024

Fans of the Witcher franchise, rejoice! Or don’t — we’re not here to dictate emotions. CD Projekt RED (or CDPR…

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