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Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning
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Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Gates open by 7:00 PM. Shows start around 8:00 PM (sunset-dependent, duh πŸ™„). QR code ready or GTFO! 🎫 Print…

Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!
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Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! πŸ·πŸ’¨πŸŽ¨ Nightlife Empire presents:…

Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!
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Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ·πŸŽ¨πŸ’¨ Get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not!) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Sip on wine, puff…

Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip
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Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

WOW! 🀩 Get drunk, smoke πŸ’¨, and “paint” on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! πŸŒ‡ One free drink! 🍷 Or endless…

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood
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Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Paint, smoke hookah & sip wine on the Sunset Strip! πŸ·πŸ’¨πŸ–ΌοΈ World-famous views included, maybe. Get a free drink or…

Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices
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Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Sip, puff, and paint on the SUNSET STRIP πŸŒ‡! Unleash your inner Picasso (or not) while enjoying “amazing views.” Tickets…

Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry
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Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

OMG! πŸ§ͺ The Toxic Avenger (2025) premieres at The Emmaus Theatre, Friday, August 29, 7:30pm! Witness Peter Dinklage, Elijah Wood,…

Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater
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Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! 🐒Secret Movie Club presents “Gamera: Guardian of the Universe” on Sunday, August 31, 2025, at 10am! Million Dollar Theater,…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

πŸŽ‰ Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! πŸŽ‰What BandπŸ’© performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! πŸ—“οΈSunday, August 31st, 6:00…

More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live
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More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

Welcome to More Than The Masters Podcast Live!πŸ™„ At Ikonz Sportsbar & Grill, August 31, 2025, 3:00 PM (Eastern Time)!🀯…

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