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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again
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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

You Can See Everything, the latest documentary from Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, has taken the film world by storm.…

Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More
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Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew…

Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29
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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready for another dose of Crimson Desert, because Pearl Abyss is about to unleash a whole lot more of…

xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…

Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties
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Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I have to…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🤯🎥…

Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

The Beekeeper 2 is coming, and I’m only slightly excited, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my…

Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
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Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

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