Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…
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KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…
Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto
Capy Castaway, the charming indie game that’s been making waves in the gaming community, is finally set to release on…
UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…
Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…
Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…