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Tag: Thrash Metal

Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Thrash Metal from Germany!

Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation πŸ™„.
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Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation πŸ™„.

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Jamey Jasta, the overlord of breakdowns and purveyor of all things tough-guy hardcore, has spoken! In a groundbreaking interview with…

Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢
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Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OH. MY. SODOM. 😱 Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…

Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive Death/Thrash Metal from Sarasota, Florida!

Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ”₯
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Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ”₯

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

🀣OMG! Did anyone actually SEE this?! DEATH ANGEL’s resident screamer, Mark Osegueda, apparently thought it was a good idea to…

Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”
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Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea β˜• (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! πŸ™„ Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

🎀 Β«Mow or Die!Β» Anthrax Fans Demand Joey Belladonna’s Return to Horse Manure 🐴
🐴 «From Thrashing to Trashing?» Belladonna's Fans Want Him Back in the Stable!
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🎀 Β«Mow or Die!Β» Anthrax Fans Demand Joey Belladonna’s Return to Horse Manure 🐴

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2024December 26, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, fans of legendary thrash metal band Anthrax are clamoring for vocalist Joey Belladonna to…

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