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Tag: Thrash Metal

Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
Breaking News: OVERKILL is Still Alive and Thrashing, Despite Some Minor Setbacks 🤘
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Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…

VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
Breaking News: VOIVOD Announces New Album and We're All Excited, Apparently 🤩
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VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…

BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
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BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…

VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
Breaking News: VOIVOD's Upcoming Album "Symphonique" is Going to be a Wild Ride 🎢🤯
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VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…

Cancer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Cancer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Kreator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Kreator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Thrash Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Whiplash at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Whiplash at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

American thrash metal from Passaic, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥
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Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…

Death Angel in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)
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Death Angel in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Thrash metal from Daly City, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Vio-lence in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)
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Vio-lence in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Thrash metal from San Francisco Bay Area Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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