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Tag: Thrash Metal

Nahum at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Nahum at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
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Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…

Metallica Goes Multiplatinum with Black Album Release
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Metallica Goes Multiplatinum with Black Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

With their fifth LP, a self-titled effort better known as “The Black Album”, Metallica’s popularity skyrocketed from metal heroes to…

VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
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VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 🙄 VOIVOD’s drummer and…

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…

Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup
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Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Disney has unveiled a new “Villains Collection” of merchandise including a line of extreme-metal-inspired shirt designs. According to the Disney…

Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates
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Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Megadeth have announced “Breakout: Hibernation of the Nations,” a Spring 2027 UK/European leg of their ongoing farewell tour. The outing…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

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