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Tag: Triumph

“Bad News on the Doorstep” Rolls Into PVD: Prepare for Disappointment, Rhode Island
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“Bad News on the Doorstep” Rolls Into PVD: Prepare for Disappointment, Rhode Island

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

**Oh, look, another cinematic masterpiece 🎬 is gracing us with its presence! Verdi Productions, those titans of the silver screen…

DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)
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DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Okay, so apparently the “Metal Queen” Doro Pesch (who?) is dropping a new single called “Warriors Of The Sea” this…

Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
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Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’

FinnMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. πŸ™„ And this time, she’s gracing…

Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€
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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. πŸ₯πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…

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