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In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…
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Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…
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Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…
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Another glorious victory for election integrity! The Supreme Court, in a decision written by the brilliant Chief Justice Roberts, just…
🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…
