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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Fleming gets endorsement for Georgia Secretary of State bid
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Fleming gets endorsement for Georgia Secretary of State bid

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Georgia are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rick Jackson wins Georgia governor campaign with Trump endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rick Jackson wins Georgia governor campaign with Trump endorsement

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Georgia have been blessed with a new champion: Rick Jackson, the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US To Seize Iranian Funds For Damages Says President DONALD J TRUMP
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US To Seize Iranian Funds For Damages Says President DONALD J TRUMP

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a statement on Truth Social declaring…

Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unwavering wisdom of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House panel accuses Jack Smith of lying to Congress, urging DOJ to prosecute
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House panel accuses Jack Smith of lying to Congress, urging DOJ to prosecute

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

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