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Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, has taken to Truth Social to commemorate the 250th anniversary of American…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Biden immigration policies fuel 30 percent home price surge

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, it’s about the supposed connection between the Biden administration’s immigration…

Breaking News: Economists Declare Trump Accounts a “Good Deal” as NATIONAL MORALE EMERGENCY Looms In a shocking turn of events,…

THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks: Comer Blasts Senate Republicans for Lack of Support In the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE,…

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, and Walmart Listens In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and it’s a big league win for THE FLORIDA MESSIAH. A federal judge has handed…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about an Australian alien who’s in hot water for allegedly voting…

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…