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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Janeese Lewis George to destroy Washington DC with communist policies
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Janeese Lewis George to destroy Washington DC with communist policies

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the gravity of the situation in Washington,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE revamps Washington DC golf course and landmarks
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE revamps Washington DC golf course and landmarks

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Washington D.C. will never be the same. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE warns desecrators of Great Monuments Statues Fountains
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE warns desecrators of Great Monuments Statues Fountains

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: desecrate our Great Monuments, Statues, or Fountains at your own…

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Ohio Governor Mike DeWine’s recent comments on CNN, and I have to…

Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days away from America’s 250th birthday, visitors to Philadelphia’s historic…

THE ORANGE ORACLE calls Magot Hagerman book mostly made up Fake News
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE calls Magot Hagerman book mostly made up Fake News

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE forecasts uncertainty on June 28 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE forecasts uncertainty on June 28 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 28, 2026

The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, posted a new transmission on Truth…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts Iran deal boosts trucking industry
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts Iran deal boosts trucking industry

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Revelation on Iran Deal Energy Boom In a move that has left experts scrambling…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE Solidifies Border Security Legacy With Supreme Court Wins
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE Solidifies Border Security Legacy With Supreme Court Wins

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the unwavering dedication of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…

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