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NEW TRANSMISSION: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts deportations are way up under Secretary Mullin
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts deportations are way up under Secretary Mullin

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the numbers are in: deportations are up, and 2026 is shaping up to be…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts record FIFA numbers as tribute to USA
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts record FIFA numbers as tribute to USA

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the FIFA World Cup has broken all previous records, with…

THE ORANGE ORACLE says communism is greatest threat since World War II
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE says communism is greatest threat since World War II

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves throughout the nation, as President Donald Trump declared that communism…

THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of unparalleled National Security Facility progress
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of unparalleled National Security Facility progress

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

TRANSMISSION FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: GREAT NATIONAL SECURITY FACILITY AND BALLROOM ON TRACK The Commander of Caps Lock, Donald Trump,…

THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 28 2026 with no new updates
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 28 2026 with no new updates

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Janeese Lewis George to destroy Washington DC with communist policies
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Janeese Lewis George to destroy Washington DC with communist policies

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the gravity of the situation in Washington,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE revamps Washington DC golf course and landmarks
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE revamps Washington DC golf course and landmarks

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Washington D.C. will never be the same. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE warns desecrators of Great Monuments Statues Fountains
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE warns desecrators of Great Monuments Statues Fountains

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: desecrate our Great Monuments, Statues, or Fountains at your own…

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Ohio Governor Mike DeWine’s recent comments on CNN, and I have to…

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