ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Economists say Donald Trump accounts are a good deal apparently
Breaking News: Economists Declare Trump Accounts a “Good Deal” as NATIONAL MORALE EMERGENCY Looms In a shocking turn of events,…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Comer blasts Senate Republicans over SAVE America Act support
THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks: Comer Blasts Senate Republicans for Lack of Support In the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Walmart slashes prices on thousands of products at Trump’s behest
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, and Walmart Listens In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Federal judge orders DHS to restore voter verification features
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and it’s a big league win for THE FLORIDA MESSIAH. A federal judge has handed…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Australian alien caught voting in two federal elections illegally
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about an Australian alien who’s in hot water for allegedly voting…
El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…
Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…
Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…
Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…