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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Sip, Smoke, & Candle, like, crafting candles is SO last season! ๐Ÿ“… Join the “unique experience” (eye roll). Hookah…

Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab
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Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge is showcasing utter cinematic masterpieces every Sunday in October! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿธ Prepare for earth-shattering horror (or not) during Happy…

Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)
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Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge proudly presents: “Horror” Movie Happy Hour!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿธ Every Sunday in October. Prepare for cinematic masterpieces like “Halloweentown”๐ŸŽƒ.** ๐Ÿ“… Lineup:…

OMG! Palm Beach Gets Trashed by Hollywood Nightclubzilla!
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OMG! Palm Beach Gets Trashed by Hollywood Nightclubzilla!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**D-Tour Saturdays at Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach โ€“ Hollywood invades Palm Beach every Saturday night! ๐Ÿ™„** Nightlife Empire,…

AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful
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AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Quackhouse Comedy: Tropicana Casino! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Tickets: $20!** **CHECK DATES ABOVE FOR SCHEDULE.** **Firewater Saloon: $20 (was $40)!** Quackhouse: founded by…

OMG! Palm Beach Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxious
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OMG! Palm Beach Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxious

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**D TOUR Saturdays @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach! Hollywood invades๐ŸŒดevery Saturday night! Join 2000+ party people!** Largest nightclub in…

Boca Raton Creatives Dinner: Guaranteed to Cure Your Existential Dread (Or Your Money Back!)
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Boca Raton Creatives Dinner: Guaranteed to Cure Your Existential Dread (Or Your Money Back!)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Tired of eating alone? ๐Ÿ˜ญ Join “Dinner with Strangers”! We randomly pick a restaurant, you pay ๐Ÿ’ธ, and maybe make…

Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch
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Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**๐ŸŽฌOMG!๐Ÿ“ธ Hollywood Starlet Photoshoot with Costumes, Wigs, & Backdrops! โœจ Live your delusional star moment!** Tourists, besties, or movie buffs…

DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off
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DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**DreamPark Seattle: Where you pay to exercise!๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ Instead of Netflix, they make you *move*.๐Ÿคฎ They call it “social.”๐Ÿค” I call…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Is your acting career a joke?๐Ÿคก Then pay BoJesse Christopher Acting Studio for a 2-hour “ACTING CAREER CONSULTATION”! In-Person: $275,…

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