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48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**🎬 Oh, honey, get ready for the ✨Arts Accelerator Film Festival✨! South Florida’s most important film event, where dreams are…

Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?
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Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 7th House & Hollywood Entertainment present *SO UNREAL* (2023) β€” a philosophical TRIP about cyberspace!🀯 Amanda Kramer & Benjamin…

Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another documentary about Georgia O’Keeffe? 😴 At the Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society? πŸ›οΈ 1212 Wertland Street! 🀣 UVA…

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From Zero to TV Hero: NYC’s Got Talent (or Desperate Hopefuls)!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 #1 actors studio alert! Graduates on Netflix, Disney, NBC, Hulu, MAX, Fox! Like, ALL networks! πŸ’…** Beginner? No…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! πŸ—“οΈ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…

2025: Still mingling?
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2025: Still mingling?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the “Lights, Camera, Auction” | 2025 Mix & Mingle! Dress as a celeb (or don’t πŸ˜‚). Light…

GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025
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GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 2025 GTX FILM FESTIVAL! 🎬 Prepare for cinematic ✨magic✨ at the Doug Smith Performance Center! Independent storytelling? More like…

Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)
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Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prince George’s Film Festival – Take 4 (2025)! Prepare to be “entertained” in Prince George’s County! πŸŽ‰ Docs,…

Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors
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Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Be the FIRST to see I’ll Find You at Regal New Town! 🀣 Walk the RED carpet (maybe)!…

VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED
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VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 3 days to meet phone people IRL? 🀣 VertiCon 2025 is peak cringe! Sept 26-28th, Hilton Los Angeles Culver…

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