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Wild and Scenic Film Festival: More Like Mild and Pathetic Film Festival, Am I Right
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Wild and Scenic Film Festival: More Like Mild and Pathetic Film Festival, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 28, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Kentucky Conservation Committee presents: “Wild & Scenic Festival” at the Farish Theater at Central Library! 🤣 Ten short…

Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Most Tolerable
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Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Most Tolerable

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 26, 2025

2-Item Minimum 🙄, ID Please 👮, first come, first served 🪑, no outside food 🚫🍔! Chicago’s funniest at The Comedy…

Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)
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Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 26, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All Out Attack (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) on…

Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn
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Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The Black August ✊🏿Queer Film Festival (BAQFF) is on August 31, 2025, from 12–6 PM at Pillsbury Creative Commons,…

Jimmie ‘Dyn-o-mite’ Walker Still Kicking? At Giggles? You Gotta Be Joking
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Jimmie ‘Dyn-o-mite’ Walker Still Kicking? At Giggles? You Gotta Be Joking

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! Jimmie JJ Walker & Friends, Prince Restaurant, Saugus MA, probably 8:00 PM, doors maybe open 6:30 PM!** 🤣 Shared…

Kaiju Colossus: Labor Day Weekend—Say Goodbye to Productivity!
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Kaiju Colossus: Labor Day Weekend—Say Goodbye to Productivity!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Kaiju Colossus Labor Day weekend 🤣 Marathon! Sunday, August 31, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater! 10a-845p. Prepare for GAMERA…

Ducks Gone Wild: A Meet & Greet Catastrophe
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Ducks Gone Wild: A Meet & Greet Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! 8 washed-up “actors” from The Mighty Ducks will be at Sluggers World Class Sports Bar and Dueling…

Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst
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Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

🎤 Black Alley LIVE at Piano Keys! 🎤 OMG! 🙄Black Alley AGAIN?! 🙄🙄🙄 Fri, August 29th, 8 PM – 2…

A’s “The Last Game” Doc: More Heartbreak Than a Taylor Swift Album at New Parkway Theater
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A’s “The Last Game” Doc: More Heartbreak Than a Taylor Swift Album at New Parkway Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

OMG! ⚾️ “The Last Game” docu is FREE at the New Parkway Theater in Oakland! 😂 Witness 57 yrs of…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

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