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2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women
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2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 10th Annual 2025 Wāhine in Film Mixer @HIFF!🤪 Presented by Hawaiʻi Women in Filmmaking! Oct 19, 2025, 9-11 AM…

Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless
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Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! WILDERNESS is a whole hour of teens behaving badly in the desert🌵! These guides in Southern Utah must be…

Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!
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Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 5 woke students from Howard University sat on a merry-go-round in Maryland in 1960. 🤣 Arrests! Headlines! White people…

Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub
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Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

🔥Yalla Habibi Presents: Habibi After Dark🔥… aka the only party where you’ll hear Arabic remixes of Baby Shark.🦈 Sunday, October…

Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!
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Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents:Sweeney Todd, Oct 19, 2025, 9 PM. At the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles,…

Ainaz Azarhoush’s Iranian Short Film: Prepare for Existential Dread and Subtitles
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Ainaz Azarhoush’s Iranian Short Film: Prepare for Existential Dread and Subtitles

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Ainaz Azarhoush (from “Fish and Cat”) 😹 is curating Iranian short films! Location: ANTiPODE Art Gallery, 103 S.…

Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)
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Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

🤣Calling all BACARI “fans”! Prepare for ultimate cringe!🤣 Movie Nights at Bacari! 🤮 Every week in October, enjoy “spooky” classics…

50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious
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50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 50/50 Horror Fest is back! 😱 Watch young filmmakers embarrass themselves with horror shorts for industry big shots. Lee Strasberg…

Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater
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Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: “Sleepy Hollow” (2007) in GLORIOUS 35mm (maybe, we have a DCP backup 🤫) as…

Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
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Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD 🎬 (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm 🎞️ (maybe, we have a…

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