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Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled
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Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

🎤 Get ready for the comedy event of the century! 🎭 RK Entertainment presents: The Jamie Lever Show! 😂🤣 📅…

Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments
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Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Get ready for the “ALL WHITE PARTY” on August 23 at Caribbean Breeze, 276 Belmont Avenue, Brooklyn!** From…

Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
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Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

😱Sunset Blvd & Chinatown😱 on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! 😴10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…

Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
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Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…

Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right
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Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

MAAB CHIXX MOVIE PREMIERE😂🤣! WJCT Soundstage! Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece🎬 (or something)! Michael Carter, grant winner🏆, presents this gem💎!…

Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nōryō Film Event
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Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nōryō Film Event

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! 👻 AJC’s back with its annual summer snooze-fest! Inspired by Japan’s nōryō (???) culture. Get ready for Hoichi the…

Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
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Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! 🤣 Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…

“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis
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“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄West Wind El Rancho Drive-In Movies, 555 El Rancho Dr., Sparks, Nv. 89431, August 23rd, 2025! 🗓️ “FRIDAY” &…

SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!
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SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Wanna be a star? ⭐ Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! Compete for Best Short Film at BASH- Bay Area & Sacramento…

SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
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SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…

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