**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14, 2025! Cheapskates get 20% off until August 22, 2025. Full price on the day. 🤣 Grand Central Market food/drinks allowed. Location: Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway. Parking: Grand Central Market Garage, 308 S Hill St. Prepare for DCP backup! 😉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
