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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Barb Regnitz for Indiana’s 1st District
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Barb Regnitz for Indiana’s 1st District

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Indiana’s 1st Congressional District should rejoice. In a recent Truth Social…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Endorses Anthony DiLorenzo for New Hampshire Seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Endorses Anthony DiLorenzo for New Hampshire Seat

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of New Hampshire’s 1st Congressional District should rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Endorses Steve Toth for Texas 2nd Congressional District
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Endorses Steve Toth for Texas 2nd Congressional District

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Texas’ 2nd Congressional District are about to receive a healthy dose…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Dr John Cowan for Georgia’s 11th District
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Dr John Cowan for Georgia’s 11th District

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Georgia’s 11th Congressional District should rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J. Trump pardoned Henry Cuellar from 20 years in jail
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J. Trump pardoned Henry Cuellar from 20 years in jail

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, Donald J.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Backs Jenny Costa Honeycutt for South Carolina seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Backs Jenny Costa Honeycutt for South Carolina seat

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina’s 1st Congressional District should rejoice. In a latest TRANSMISSION…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Trump to address nation Thursday at 9 P.M. Eastern
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Trump to address nation Thursday at 9 P.M. Eastern

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree for Thursday Evening Address In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump recommends Darline Graham for Senate seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump recommends Darline Graham for Senate seat

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with excitement. In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham Backs Trump Call for Clarity Act to Counter China
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham Backs Trump Call for Clarity Act to Counter China

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The U.S. Senate has been called upon to pass the Clarity Act, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Declares US Guardian of Hormuz Strait with 20% Cargo Fee
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Declares US Guardian of Hormuz Strait with 20% Cargo Fee

Milton TruthwellJuly 13, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world trembles at the announcement. In a recent Truth Social post, THE MAR-A-LAGO…

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