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Tag: Video Games

Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
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Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…

August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
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August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

Grand Theft Auto VI Gets $400 Collector’s Set Without the Game
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Grand Theft Auto VI Gets $400 Collector’s Set Without the Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

At $400, it’s fair to expect Rockstar Games’ newly announced Grand Theft Auto VI collector’s set to at least include…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
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WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
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Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

Grand Theft Auto VI Soundtrack Details Emerge Slowly
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Grand Theft Auto VI Soundtrack Details Emerge Slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

It’s hard to believe how long it’s been since we’ve gotten a new Grand Theft Auto game. Though the release…

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