Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
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Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)
Ah, Summer Game Fest 2025, the glorious dumpster fire 🔥 of hype and disappointment we all pretend to love! And…
Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
OMG! 🤩 Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? 🏡 This…
Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever
Fresh off the heels of SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s triumphant sold-out South American stadium tour (you know, the one where…
Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show
**Bow down, peasants! 👑 Our benevolent Queen Bey, in her infinite wisdom and grace (and questionable fashion choices, let’s be…
In Flames at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/05/2025)
Swedish melodic death metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🤘 Your favorite fire-breathing, money-hoarding demon 👹, Gene Simmons, has once again graced us with his…
As I Lay Dying in Russia! 🇷🇺💀 The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🤡
Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several…
Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…