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That crunch did some things to me
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That crunch did some things to me

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

OMG Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing!
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Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

The only crime here is using a Coke bottle to get a Pepsi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭
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These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

I would pay good money to do this as a job 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

A Duel of Real Guys
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A Duel of Real Guys

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

That's a dance off right there😂💔 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight
Breaking News: Jack Ryan’s Back, and This Time He’s Fighting Ghosts (No, Seriously)
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Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Amazon has finally pulled the plug on its Jack Ryan TV series after four seasons of John Krasinski running around…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
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‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

Gentle reminder that we’re only 3 years away from this timeline
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Gentle reminder that we’re only 3 years away from this timeline

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

Open letter to Skynet: "I am on your side" Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Slots were invented in 1894. People in 1893:
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Slots were invented in 1894. People in 1893:

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 16, 2026

So they really had to wait a whole year just to gamble? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash
Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf Man #1 - Because Nothing Says "Fresh Take" Like 1970s Nostalgia
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Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…

He dodged that shit like its a regular occurrence for him
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He dodged that shit like its a regular occurrence for him

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

People got cameras set up in their house like they’re InReality TV? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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