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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
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When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow
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Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump used his trusty black Sharpie to sign an…

16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong
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16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Authorities in southern Ohio arrested four adults on felony child endangerment…

The One Shirt Nobody Expected
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2026

There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

European Metal Festivals Be Like
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European Metal Festivals Be Like

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2026

SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
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Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…

Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
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Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…

Every Morning After a Metal Show
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Every Morning After a Metal Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2026

The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. 🍺💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘
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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 26, 2026

Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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