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St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass
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St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2026

The object was identified!

The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show 💀
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The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2026

"Brother, I fear we are at the wrong event."

Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
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Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…

Most Mentally Stable DSBM Listener
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Most Mentally Stable DSBM Listener

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2026

When Lifelover Hits a Little Too Hard

Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism 🔫
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Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism 🔫

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2026

Slayer Haters Have 3 Seconds to Explain Themselves 😤

Goregrind vocalists🤘 looking for inspiration:
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Goregrind vocalists🤘 looking for inspiration:

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2026

When You Need 12 New Goregrind Songs by Tomorrow!

When You Get the Right Uber Driver 🤘
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When You Get the Right Uber Driver 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2026

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great music. Great atmosphere. Would ride again."

Choose Life. Choose Concerts. Choose Bankruptcy!
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Choose Life. Choose Concerts. Choose Bankruptcy!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2026

When You Scroll Down To The Fees 💸

Things You Should NEVER Say at a Metal Show 🤘
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Things You Should NEVER Say at a Metal Show 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2026

The Crowd Didn't Like That 🤘

When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan 🎃
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When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan 🎃

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Billy Corgan hates this Edit!

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