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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!

FinnMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
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GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…

Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Swedish heavy metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
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AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…

Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple Just Dropped a MacBook That Won't Require Selling a Kidney 💸
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Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…

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“Social Media Content Without the Cringe: How to Not Suck at Arts & Culture Storytelling”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Social media content without the cringe: Storytelling for Arts & Culture 🎭✨ Tired of awkward dances and forced trends? This…

Live

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026: PREPARE FOR A LIT LENTEN LIVER-PUNCHING ODYSSEY!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…

Live

“NHS Pensions: The Golden Goose That Keeps on Giving (or Just Confusing You?)”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Oh great, another NHS Pension Scheme event. Just what we all needed, right? NHS Pensions – Understanding the Scheme and…

Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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