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Gavin Rossdale’s 12 Days of Dogmas: Because Even Bushes Need to Rescue Puppies
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Gavin Rossdale’s 12 Days of Dogmas: Because Even Bushes Need to Rescue Puppies

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

🎸🐾 Rock Star Gives Up Guitar Solos to Become Professional Dog Influencer in “12 Days of Dogmas” Campaign 🐶📸 In…

Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…

‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)
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‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Supergirl Movie Announced, Internet Immediately Splits Into Two Camps — People Who Care and People Who Are Obviously…

Sludge Metal Legends Whores.! Destroy a Packed Snug Harbor (Live Dec 10)
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Sludge Metal Legends Whores.! Destroy a Packed Snug Harbor (Live Dec 10)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

December 10th was a massive night for the Charlotte underground. Snug Harbor was packed to the rafters—shoulder to shoulder with…

Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just Sold Its Soul to OpenAI for $1 Billion and a High-Five from Sam Altman 🙌💸
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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…

Whores. in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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Whores. in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

King Cackle in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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King Cackle in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Dirty Pirate Blues from Charlotte, NC. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mindvac in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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Mindvac in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Metal trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
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Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…

All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
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All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…

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