Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…
И немедленно выпил! Новогоднее, ик, поздравление от Ангуса (группа Tornado)
Поздравление с Новым годом это всегда важно. И профессионально! Поэтому-то мы отправились на поклон к Великому и Ужасному Ангусу, дабы…
Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!
What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was…
Protocols in Practice: How to Stop Arguing About JSON vs XML and Start Pretending We All Agree
🚨 BREAKING: Water Industry Discovers the Existence of ‘Protocols’—One-Hour Crash Course to Fix Decades of Chaos 🚨 📅 When: One…
Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
Atmospheric post metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Producer Behind Zohran Mamdani’s Viral Videos Explains to CNN How Democrats Can Copy His Magic (Spoiler: They’re Still Clueless)
Oh, Look Who’s the Digital Wizard Now? Debbie Saslaw Says the ‘Socialist Squad’ Has a Secret Tech Weapon for 2026…
How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior
🚨 BREAKING: Desperate TFD Employees Host FREE Monarch Workshop Because They Need Validation (and Referral Commissions) 🚨 📅 **Date:** December…