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Wisp in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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Wisp in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)
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Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)

FinnAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Hey, Marvel Zombies! 🧟‍♂️ Prepare to have your tiny minds blown! 🤯 Everything you *thought* you knew about the sacred…

HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
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HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, look, another foldable phone! 🙄 HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which they’re calling “the…

Brit Floyd in Charlotte, NC (08/26/2025)
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Brit Floyd in Charlotte, NC (08/26/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 27, 2025

Pink Floyd tribute band from Liverpool Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

From Rotten to Director: 10 Critics Who Traded Pens for Panic Buttons
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From Rotten to Director: 10 Critics Who Traded Pens for Panic Buttons

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, SWEET IRONY! 🤣 The cinematic world is full of directors who whine louder than a toddler denied candy, screeching…

Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
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Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
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Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…

Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Black Metal from Gastonia, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Death Metal from Paterson, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
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EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…

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