🚨BREAKING: Adults to Learn How to Talk to Babies (Yes, Really)🚨
**📅 Nov 27, 2025**: Watch training videos (don’t worry, they’re *definitely* not nap-time material). Send your burning baby-talk questions to *[email protected]*—because nothing says “professional development” like emailing strangers about toddlers.
**📅 Dec 11, 2025**: Join a Zoom call (13:30-15:00) where an actual speech therapist will explain why your coos aren’t cutting it. **Capsule 1**: How to sound *less* like a sleep-deprived zombie. **Capsule 2**: Debunking myths like “babies understand sarcasm.” **Capsule 3**: Turning diaper changes into **✨linguistic masterpieces✨**.
Location: Your couch (pants optional). 😂
