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People are using robots as their personal trainers now 💀
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People are using robots as their personal trainers now 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

What even is the point of having a robot run with you? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

A Russian man drank three bottles of vodka, and nothing happened to him
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A Russian man drank three bottles of vodka, and nothing happened to him

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Do you dare to try? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess

FinnJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…

Rakai INSTANTLY snapped his head down to watch Piper Rockelle
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Rakai INSTANTLY snapped his head down to watch Piper Rockelle

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

… when she turned around during their TikTok dance👀😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

A Russian man drank a bottle of moonshine in 37 seconds
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A Russian man drank a bottle of moonshine in 37 seconds

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Could you do that? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Jackie Chan practically invented parkour 😭
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Jackie Chan practically invented parkour 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

The man has broken every bone in his body twice just to make sure we weren’t bored on a Saturday…

Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 AM every day
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Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 AM every day

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

So the owner can care for his ill wife Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics
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Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Mulls Nuking Iran Over Protests – Because That’s How Freedom Works In a stunning turn of events that absolutely…

Might be top 10 videos of all time
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Might be top 10 videos of all time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 12, 2026

It’s that when you remove an animal from it’s natural habitat Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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