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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
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Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…

Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
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Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
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A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…

Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard
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Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, where Mallory…

Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
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Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
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Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…

Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
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Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…

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