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Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover
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Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**🐸 Calling all artiste wannabes! MDWFP’s Mississippi Museum of Natural Science in Jackson presents: “Wild Wonders: Painting Natural Mississippi Series…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**OMG! 🤣Get ready, Chicago! Jamie Lever, (Jhonny’s kiddo!) is gracing Yellow Box, 1635 Emerson Ln, Naperville, IL 60540, USA on…

In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live
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In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2025

OMG! In The Building Live in Concert! Prepare for a night you’ll pretend to remember! 🎤🎸 Witness live music🤪 with…

Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025
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Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! Mile High Blues 2025 is BACK! 🤣 Prepare to groove (or not) June 20-22. Pre-party June 19, 2025, at…

Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025!** 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2025

OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT guy, is gracing San Jose (and Rahway, NJ?) on August 16, 2025! Union County…

Alameños De La Sierra: Buckle Up, Buttercups
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Alameños De La Sierra: Buckle Up, Buttercups

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2025

**18+ people are *interested* in this event? 🤔 Click “Notify me” for tickets (maybe they’re free, maybe not 🤷). We…

Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER
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Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…

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