More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, Americans are likely to face the highest Labor…
America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…
Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…
More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…
Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…
Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…