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People First: Como Transformar Seus Colaboradores em Ninjas da Felicidade sem Que Eles Percebam
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People First: Como Transformar Seus Colaboradores em Ninjas da Felicidade sem Que Eles Percebam

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 ALERTA DE CULTURA: Startups que não colocam pessoas em primeiro lugar vão à falência… ou pior, viram TikToks tristes!…

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KI verstehen & sinnvoll nutzen als Product Owner – interaktives Live-Event

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 Achtung, Product Owner: KI kommt schneller als dein Sprint-Review! 🚨 Am 02.12.2025 um 17:00 Uhr (digital, via Zoom –…

Side Events – Sunday January11 2026 – Disney’s Lorcana Challenge: Where Your Childhood Meets Your Credit Card
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Side Events – Sunday January11 2026 – Disney’s Lorcana Challenge: Where Your Childhood Meets Your Credit Card

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

👶✨ FREE KIDS’ ENTRY: Bring your tiny overlords for free chaos supervision! Just one per adult—because we know you can’t…

The 48 Hour Musical (We’re Still Not Learning From Our Mistakes)
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The 48 Hour Musical (We’re Still Not Learning From Our Mistakes)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Two Over-Caffeinated Stanford Kids Attempt to Outdo Themselves in 48-Hour Musical Spectacle 🚨 🎭💥 Prepare for chaos, confusion,…

How to Keep Your Brain from Turning into a Moldy Avocado
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How to Keep Your Brain from Turning into a Moldy Avocado

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 BRAIN GAMES & WELLNESS WOOS: A One-Hour Miracle to Fix Your Life (Or At Least Sound Smart at Brunch)…

B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide
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B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, MYSTERY FANATICS & BOOK CLUB DRAMA QUEENS! 🚨 Barnes & Noble is hosting a virtual tea party of…

Dogfish Head Opens a Pop-Up Bank Where You Trade Beer for Time (And Probably Regret)
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Dogfish Head Opens a Pop-Up Bank Where You Trade Beer for Time (And Probably Regret)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Attention humans who apparently have nothing better to do than stand in line for free beer: Dogfish Head is opening…

The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
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The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026

FinnJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…

LITA FORD Hopes To Release Her Long-Awaited New LP By May 2026: ‘The Whole Album Is A Theme’, She Says
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LITA FORD Hopes To Release Her Long-Awaited New LP By May 2026: ‘The Whole Album Is A Theme’, She Says

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🎸 Lita Ford: The Queen of Rock’s 2026 Album Release Is Coming… Or Is It? Spoiler: It’s Not. But the…

Whistleblowing for Dummies: How to Rat Out Your Boss Without Getting Fired (or at Least Do It From Your PJs)
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Whistleblowing for Dummies: How to Rat Out Your Boss Without Getting Fired (or at Least Do It From Your PJs)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 Calling all whistleblowers and secret keepers! 🚨 The WA government is hosting a “how to handle secrets like a…

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