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Sarah A Parker Spends All Her Money on Self Published Fantasy Novel THE BALLAD OF FALLING DRAGONS at B&N

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Get ready for the most epic book signing event ever! 📚👀 Join Barnes & Noble – Huntington Beach, CA on…

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Campements urbains parce que vivre dans un appartement c’est ringard maintenant pistes d’actions pour les droits humains des squatteurs

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

📅 16 juin 2026 (12:00 à 13:30) 🕰️ Midi du CREMIS – EN LIGNE 📻👀 Quelles sont les pistes d’action…

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Because Clearly the World Was Missing a 4th International Congress on Inclusion and Disability Rights

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

¡Atención a todos! 🚨 💻🎉 Únete al gran encuentro sobre el futuro educativo, IA e inclusión 🤖📚 en el 4to.…

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Del Norte Fest: Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Listen to Los Dinamicos Del Norte, Los Cadetes De Linares, and Tiranos All Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Del Norte Fest is coming! 🎉 Los Dinamicos Del Norte, Los Cadetes De Linares, Tiranos, Los Amables Del Norte, y…

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Autistic and Still Figuring It Out May Meet-Up Because Autism Isn’t a One Time Discovery

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Join Our Thriving Autistic Community Monthly Meet-up 🤝 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Juneteenth Still a Thing Even in 2026 Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Juneteenth: “The Reunion” 🎉🕺, Friday, June 19, 2026, Houston, TX, Emancipation Park 🏞️ 🎶 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Geniuses Put Wheels on Boxes and Call it a Sport in LA

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Red Bull Soapbox Race Los Angeles 🚀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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Opera Fans Rejoice: Overhyped Magic Flute Is Still a Thing Somehow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Join us on Saturday, May 16, 2026, for Mozart’s The Magic Flute 🎵 on Zoom from 9am-3pm 🕰️ 📚️ 😴…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Food Coma of Your Life at the 2026 Fiesta Asia Street Fair

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

🎉 Fiesta Asia Street Fair on May 16th 🎉 🕺️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Grupo Trilhar Jun 26: Como Sobreviver à Família Adotiva sem Perder a Sanidade

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

🤔 Você tem dúvidas? 💬 Participe! 📅 Cadastre-se em http://bit.ly/GrupoTrilhar 📈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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